Camilla's daughter looked like she'd been caught in a wheat thresher on the way to the reception. Some malfunctioning Prussian machinery, going by the look of her jacket.
Camilla's first hat didn't look so bad from far away but up close you realize it's a dangerous weapon.
The second - well, words fail one. From far away, it looked a bit like a halo - terribly inappropriate. Closer in, you think it's just something weird with her hair. Really close, it's just plain scary. Another wheat sheaf accident.
Where did you get that hat?
Where did you get that tile?
Isn't it an awful one,
And a horrible style?
I shouldn't like to have one
Just the same as that!
Where'er I go they'd shout! "Hello!
Where did you get that hat?"
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