First of all, let me say that hornblower is just going to LOVE that I'm writing. She goes into fits when there are people on dog training email lists who write posts from their dog's point of view. In fact, I heard her say she actually unsubscribed from a really good email list because she could not stand the posts 'from' a couple of golden retrievers. It was too twee and cutesy and she says it was funny once, in about 1999 and hasn't been funny since. She feels the same way about blogs 'written' by babies and toddlers, and about dog adoption bios written from the dog's point of view.
So isn't it a hoot that I'm doing this now?! She'll just freak. But it will be totally worth it because hello? She hasn't written a thing in months & so who is she to complain. She should thank me.
Anyway. The people have been busy doing something called a 'bathroom reno'. At first, I was excited by this. They were knocking down walls and threw out the awful big bowl in which they immersed themselves (hornblower tried to get me to go in there once. As IF!). I practiced lying down in various areas that they were working in because I thought for sure they were planning to put in more couches and tv's for lounging around and cuddling. There was this thing they called a 'shower base' which I thought was going to be my new bed and I was testing it out; it needed more blankets but it was a good size.
But you know what? Eventually they put up walls again and they brought back something called 'plumbing' and now there's water in there again. Yuck. What is with this obsession about getting yourself wet every day? Isn't the rain outside more than enough? And going pee and poo inside??? I knew better than that when I was a 12 week old pup. Humans are SO weird.
Christmas was good. I got a present & I knew how to unwrap it myself.
Yum, yum, yum.
Darwin got one too though he needed help with the wrapping.
Life is good, we're all well. I hope your new year is filled with lots of soft couches and bully sticks!
4 comments:
Daisy! You're a tewwible, tewwible dog & mama doesn't wov you one bit! ('cause we might as well finish this nauseating post right)
And which one of the dogs ate my banner? Where is my banner from the top of the page? Don't look so innocent you dogs .....
You crack me up. When my oldest was born we had a major problem with our dog and ended up giving him to a nice family with bigger kids. For years I would get emails "from" Saba telling me how it was going. Drove me nuts!
Your dogs really are beautiful, though!
Daisy, Sounds like the people at your house have been busy. Looks like they haven't forgotten to feed you though.
Great name, btw.
hey daisy!
I's so glad to see your post! I's knows what yous mean... humans can be so silly. can't wait for our next doggy date! see ya soon.
wuv, zyra
ps give darwin a butt sniff for me
(lol)
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