Thursday, May 18, 2006

Martha and Daisy

It's very fashionable to diss Martha. Even before the trial and jail, everyone smirked when the subject of Martha came up. And when someone coos "oh, that's so Martha of you to do that!", that's a sharp object being inserted in your back.

Few people admit to liking Martha. Well dammit, I do.

Actually I don't know if I like Martha, the person. She sounds like she needs to relax a bit. I imagine I'd hate knowing her, living with her, or (heaven forbid) working for her. But she's done a 'good thing' for North America, single-handedly attempting to drag the American psyche out of the country kitsch where it's been mired for years.

I've been a magazine subscriber on & off for years, and I own a number of the cookbooks. I think the magazine suffers from a surfeit of 'what can we make with a glue gun and glitter and expensive ribbon?'. I hate most crafts so lots of that is lost on me. But there are usually some nice decor and gardening ideas and it's visually pleasing. Amelia likes cutting up the magazine into all kinds of collages and origami.

But the absolutely best thing Martha has done, is these:


See those paint chips at the bottom, the ones with the 4 co-ordinating colors? They rock. I love them. Her colors are gorgeous. Rich, deep, and edible.

You find a color you like, and when you flip the card over, it'll direct you to a matching chip on which it will be shown with three other complimentary or contrasting colors. The thing about this is that you can paint your whole home in this gorgeous palette of colors which go together beautifully but which still let you give some individual spark to each room. It's bloody brilliant.

And it's no longer carried in Canada. Now, the paint, I'm not sorry about. Frankly, Martha's Everyday Paint sucked. Not my idea of a good quality, hard wearing paint. After one try, we took her yummy colors to Home Depot and discovered they had all the formulas in their computer and so they mixed it up for us in Behr Paint, which is much better quality - especially their new 'washable flat'.

Martha has pulled her paint line out of Canada altogether and so that supply of paint chips which I've been stashing away for years is all I have. I might have to drive over the border one day and replenish my stock.

But I have most of my favourite colors here. As you can see, mostly blue, green, gray - the colors of the sea, with a healthy splash of cafe au lait. Somewhere in that stash is B29, Atlantic, the color of our master bedroom in our old place. It will be the color of our master bedroom here too. I haven't decided yet on the living space colors. The kids get to pick their own colors. Amelia is going for a really cheery, clear, lime green. Hugo wants a dark shade of royal blue. Good thing I can close their doors (and the doors will be painted MY shade of white, the one which will coordinate with the living space).

(oh, btw, that book in the photo? Nice to look at but not terribly helpful because it doesn't list many paint chip #'s. It is great for ideas and for seeing the various moods colors can create. And yeah, I know about the computer color matching but we've had mixed - hahaha - results with that. Sometimes the color matched color just lacks the real depth of the newer color formulations)

Other than playing with paint chips, organizing them in numerical order, reorganizing them by favourites, sticking them on walls with scotch tape to see the effect on the walls throughout the varied lighting of the day, we've been doing this:



We've been having a heat wave. Since we don't have patio furniture yet, we raided the pile of crap in the basement and came up with two little tables. Then we stole the cushions of the couches and presto, school outside. The blue deck chair is mine. With tethered cat because she's adamant about running away and I'm afraid she's too stupid to make her way home; she always falls asleep during geography.

The 2 week on/1 week off thing might work really well. We're just coming up to the end of week 2 and it's been going swimmingly.

Oh, and in the back there, lying against the house? That's Daisy. You might have been introduced to her as Lucky but she's now Daisy. We decided to rename her after doing some reading. Some trainers think it's a good idea with rescue dogs because their old name may be associated with neglect or abuse. And anyway, they react more to intonation than actual words anyway so you might as well call your dog a name you like. Roo & I picked the name and after about a week, we're mostly remembering to use it. She's doing very well and is growing in a luscious soft coat. Good diet & good supplements make such a huge difference.

So go have your omega oil supplements. :-)

7 comments:

Meretta said...

I like to call everyone Martha and not in a bad way, but in a decorating, you know what you're doing way. Everyone's entitled to their mistakes and I do believe Miss Martha has paid her due penance.

And Yay for Daisy. I quite like her new name. Very lovely. :)

Don't forget your sunscreen!

Kathy Jo DeVore said...

Heh. I didn't realize that there were other freaky people out there who collect paint chips. :) Roscoe asks why I need them. Because someday I'm actually going to get around to buying the paint and *using* it. In the meantime, however, it's fun to plan.

MommaKim said...

You speak my language! I have my paint chip collection in a scrap book I keep of all the decorating ideas that I find and like (and yes, I got this idea from Martha) I haven't come across any of her paint chips :( I like your color preference. My favourite chip is a sublime green called "marguerita" tht I think I found at Colour Your World years ago. I painted my dining room with it and will use it again when the opportunity presents itself. Happy painting

L said...

I've got a stash of them too. The kitchen in our old house was D 06 (Enamel Green) and the other colors on the chip, Scone, Cornsilk, and ??? were perfect. When the paints first came out there was a booklet that showed all the various colors. Now it's been shortened to just an idea booklet. I foolishly pitched mine out and have been on the lookout for another one ever since...

Once after a particularly aggravating paint mixing attempt by the developmentally delayed youth at K-Mart, my husband 'borrowed' the secret recipe paint book, took it to his commercial paint mixer who replicated the formulas, and then smuggled the binder back into K-Mart's paint department.

Anonymous said...

Of all the things you've touched on in this post, the one that most stands out for me is that you are painting your new bedroom the same color as your old one. It's funny to me because I almost never do the same thing twice. If I find something that works for me, instead of sticking with it, I change to something different that could...just...be...better.

Same goes with paint. We're moving and I'm thrilled because even though I LOVE our bedroom color ("Raisin Torte," a dark burgundy, accented with white trim) I'm ready for a pale pastel now.

It just struck me, is all. I may be weird.

Jules said...

I love those colors!

My sister is one of those paint chip collectors too. I can't say that I am but when we painted our kitchen I was so glad to have her! I went over to her house, we raided her stash of samples and sat at her table for over an hour trying to figure it out. I would never have done that on my own- I'm much more likely to go pick out a few that I think would match, bring them home and pick one in about 15 minutes.
So I salute all paint chip collectors!

Have fun picking and painting!

la Maitresse said...

I have a secret: I love Martha. I love the Benjamin Moore paint by Martha.

I do not collect paint chips yet - but now, maybe I will.

I love it when people say "Martha" because it means I am probably doing something so well, that person is annoyed with me for it.

And I miss the old kick-ass Martha. The old, "I need to finish my salad and I will *not* discuss ImClone right now, thank you."

p.s. I am too jealous of your garden. You Martha, you, needing to "correct" it.

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