Wednesday, January 11, 2006

the modern girl's elastic waist pants

Who needs those tacky stretch polyester pants with elastic waists? Not you, you stylishly plump vixen!!!

All you need is lowride stretch jeans (98% cotton, 2 % lycra is ideal - I get mine at The Gap)

The pants cheerfully grow with you, eliminating any nagging worry that eating all those chocolates was not such a good idea. An additional feature is the eradication of constricting fabric anywhere above your belly button, allowing that portion of your anatomy to swell without inhibitions. Indeed, you can now grow not just one fat tummy roll but multiple ones!

And all along, you'll be blissfully content because things can't be too bad as long as you can still comfortably fit into your jeans!

2 comments:

Vicki said...

Inquiring minds want to know what the stylish vixen in trendy pants thought about the election debate. :-D

Anonymous said...

Wow, you just painted the vision we see every day at Wal-Mart. Doesn't matter how old you are, it's all good. At least many seem to think so!! :)

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