I really dislike most facial hair.
Hate beards. Hate most mustaches. And really, really, really dislike the currently fashionable mustache/goatee combo. My inclination is to taser the perp and shave all that crap off.
There are only a few people who might be given a facial hair pass card.
Marc Antonio Solis. Maybe. I've only seen a couple pictures but I like the songs on this & this, so I'm willing to allow some bristle. Would he look like a romantic Latin singer without the stuff on his face? I'm not sure. 
Johnny and perhaps all pirates in general, get an exemption. 
Colin. Obviously. But only with the rest of the outfit. Grow those while wearing any modern clothing and you look like an ageing Elvis. That's not a good thing. So only if you keep the cravat and silk vest. And only if you like to dive into ponds and walk around with your shirt stuck to your chest. And probably only if you actually are Colin Firth. 
Oh yes, one last dude. Everybody else, I would really like it if you shaved that stuff off.
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Oh, Hornblower, I'm right there with you.
My husband was showing me photos last night from his days in college in the mid-seventies. He had one of those awful mustaches that curled down along each side of his mouth to the chin. Ick.
I'm so glad he decided to become a clean shaven man before I met him. I wouldn't have dated that mustache!
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