| Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Young's Lurgy | |
| Cause: | stress |
| Symptoms: | hypochondria, excessive demoniacal visions, itching, sudden death |
| Cure: | cryogenic freezing until science catches up |
Ummm. I have those symptoms. Well, except the last one. Unless I haven't noticed, and the afterlife is a really bad joke.
And notice that it has to be excessive demoniacal visions. Just regular demoniacal visions don't count. That's normal. But excessive ones are a problem.
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