Saturday, October 01, 2005

finally I know what's wrong!

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Young's Lurgy
Cause:stress
Symptoms:hypochondria, excessive demoniacal visions, itching, sudden death
Cure:cryogenic freezing until science catches up
Enter your name, for your own diagnosis:


Ummm. I have those symptoms. Well, except the last one. Unless I haven't noticed, and the afterlife is a really bad joke.

And notice that it has to be excessive demoniacal visions. Just regular demoniacal visions don't count. That's normal. But excessive ones are a problem.

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