The poor ballycumber has been neglected. Notice how meager and small it is. Poor ballycumber. Give it a litle pet.
And please go read the Ballycumber Archive for the Aug-Sep reviews.
You want to know the quintessential quality that defines literatooore? (yes I'm a writer & I do know how to spell & it is literatooore - note the triple O please - when you say it in a snotty way. And don't e-mail me about how I punctuated this bracketed comment. And don't even start with the thing about not starting sentences with 'and'.)
You want to know why Nigella isn't going to be on my auto-buy list?
You want to know where to get information about garden gnomes?
It's all there.
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