The details of it all were as follows:
April 23 evening: flight to London Heathrow's awful Terminal 5*; arrive (late) afternoon of April 24
April 30 am - Eurostar to Paris
May 3 pm - overnight train to Venice
May 7 noon - train to Florence
May 11 am - train to Rome
May 14 - fly to London, (get groped by security at Heathrow), fly to Vancouver
| I'm just a teensy bit excited here. We took the Skytrain/Canada Line to the airport - simple & a good training ground for managing metro's with luggage. |
| First sight of land! England!!! |
We can certainly assert that we waited for at least 2 hours - maybe more? - to clear Immigration. I don't wear a watch so I'm vague on this but it was long enough for Roo to drain the touchpad battery playing Angry Birds in the line. Long enough that some airport staff arrived & started handing out bottles of free water because it was hot, stuffy, and people were looking like fainting was imminent. Amelia was certainly considering it if it would mean a bump to the head of the line (Amelia is a fainter anyway so she wouldn't really be faking it...)
We were in a HUGE line with at least 2 other large plane loads of people - a flight from South America & I'm guessing a flight from Israel (based solely on appearances, cause I'm shallow that way). If the planes were 767 size, that's probably ~300 people per flight & it surely felt like there were way over 500 people in that line up... Roo, who is tall enough to see over most people (especially in Europe where he found most of the locals quaintly little) was able to see over the crowds and see that at times there were only 2 border officials working our line. Then it went up to 3, then back down to 2.... & then he entered the meditative zone of Angry Birds. All things pass &so did this line up but when I read about huge row about Heathrow not being Olympics ready, I definitely was nodding my head.
I got a kick out of a very dapper US businessman (suit, tie, briefcase, gleaming wingtip shoes - the whole uniform) about 10 people ahead of us who spent large chunks of time on his cell phone bawling out his English hosts. "I'll tell you where I am! I'm in your goddamned airport!" while we all nodded our heads in silent support.
Anyway, we finally got through & then, after a pretty simple ride on a train, there we were at our hotel near near Paddington, & managed to pop out for a quick stroll before finding a snack and crashing into bed.

3 comments:
I flew in & out of Gatwick a few weeks ago and it was absolutely horrendous there too. Same deal with only a couple of border agents actually working the customs line for several very large flights. Was so tired I actually thought I would pass out or throw up several times during the 2+ hrs we were waiting in line.
Oh wow. You should write a scathing letter likening the whole experience to Ellis Island and send it to the powers that be and a few media outlets. That sounds horrendous. I'm glad you made it and can't wait for the photos!
I once spent 24 hours in Heathrow on a layover from Africa. It made the African shack/airport I left from look like the Four Seasons. I sympathize. But anyway, thanks for posting so soon. I can't wait for more!
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