Day in the life of

I washed the dog.


Er. That's it.


Oh wait, one other thing. Managed to watch the trailer for Stranger than Fiction (finally the compucrap didn't crash 10 seconds in) and then saw the rating:

"PG13 Some disturbing images, sexuality, brief language and nudity"


What the hell is "brief language"?


Is it when lawyers talk?

Is it a discussion of jockeys vs. boxers vs. little bikinis vs. thongs vs. commando?

Or is it when conversation is succinct?

'Cause I can totally understand why you wouldn't want to expose young children to language that is concise, crisp and pithy.

Tags: homeschooler, day in the life of, dog bath, film, stranger than fiction, ratings, Hornblower