Low rider jeans, no matter how comfy and stretchy your really old ‘work pair’ is, can be a bad idea when you’re gardening, especially when you’re doing things like pruning Japanese maples, which involves you climbing around on your hands and knees inside the tree canopy, and snipping little pieces off.
Unless you like having a small green ecosystem forming in your underpants and scaring the beejeesus out of you when you go to pee. Count yourself lucky if all you find is stray flora in your crack, and no fauna specimens.
Just saying. Not like I speak from experience or anything.....
Happy Victoria Day!
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Now *that* was laugh-out-loud funny (the kind where you put your hand over your mouth so you don't wake the family).
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