The Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is going to be my salvation! I thought that there was something more to life - and now I see that there is!
I wasn't really convinced reading the letter from the FSM to the Kansas Board of Education re. the teaching of Intelligent Design, until I got to the part where they had the graph of Global Temperature and the Number of Pirates. Well, that was my moment of revelation. I mean - just look at it! It's so, so, scientific!
I just hope that one day I'll be worthy of FSM touching me with His Noodly Appendage so that I can get that al dente feeling......
Open Letter
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I had really hoped that this would be the way for me, but alas, I could never get past the whole 'eat of his flesh' concept. I don't think I could eat something I'm supposed to worship, no matter how figurative.
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